That one. NOT funny. All too true, but NOT funny! The worst is when your holding them. No, even worse: When you're wearing them!Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to WomenFinally the book has Arrived !!!
Thought you should know that the book,
"Understanding Women"
is finally out in paperback......
can't count how many times I've had my car keys in my hand in the morning... frantically searching all over for them... :wtfgun:That one. NOT funny. All too true, but NOT funny! The worst is when your holding them. No, even worse: When you're wearing them!
I hate mornings...
I can remember having a panic attack because I'd lost my walletcan't count how many times I've had my car keys in my hand in the morning... frantically searching all over for them... :wtfgun:
How fitting now that I am dealing with the OHIO BMV.IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?
now that's a good one!IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?