Idiosynocracy
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What's better than a rose on your Piano?
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Tulips on your Organ!
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Tulips on your Organ!
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Bert-Aus
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Well played sir....
An ad found in the Canberra Times, Personal Section:
Want a tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Interested?
Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5;
Still interested?
Call me at...... 8250-0327
An ad found in the Canberra Times, Personal Section:
Want a tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Interested?
Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5;
Still interested?
Call me at...... 8250-0327
**********All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.*Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.****Anoxic is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.****The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.***After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of*Mycoxafloppin.**Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.******Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..*It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.*Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.**Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.*This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.******
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.*This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.******
Bert-Aus
Well-Known Member
The wife's back on the warpath again.
The wife's back on the warpath again.
Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie,
and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
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My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them.
It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
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I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night,
or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
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After both suffering from depression for awhile,
the wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better.
So I thought, screw it, I'll soldier on!
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I woke up this morning at 8 and just felt that something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing!
I panicked. I didn't know what to do.
Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.
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The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
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My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!".
As I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
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I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.
It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
The wife's back on the warpath again.
Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie,
and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
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My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them.
It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
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I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night,
or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
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After both suffering from depression for awhile,
the wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better.
So I thought, screw it, I'll soldier on!
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I woke up this morning at 8 and just felt that something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing!
I panicked. I didn't know what to do.
Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.
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The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
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My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!".
As I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
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I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.
It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
OMG! Im sat here at work with literally tears streaming....omg priceless!!!
Pinarello Rider
New Member
yea there is some good stuff out there
Bert-Aus
Well-Known Member
Thailand travellers guide
Traveling through Thailand?
-this is a must for beginners
-refresher for previous visitors
Ladyboy test
My results were 7, 7, and 5
How'd you go?
Traveling through Thailand?
-this is a must for beginners
-refresher for previous visitors
Ladyboy test
My results were 7, 7, and 5
How'd you go?
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Little Miss Dangerous
New Member
Hahaha... I got 9, 9 and 7. The last test I guessed all the lady boys but thought some of the ladies were a tad masculine so lost points there 
9,6,3 not too goodHahaha... I got 9, 9 and 7. The last test I guessed all the lady boys but thought some of the ladies were a tad masculine so lost points there
Idiosynocracy
New Member
I got 9, 8, 8. Not too shabby. I looked at the last test and said. "Nope."
Deathdiesel
New Member
10beginner, 9inter, and 8advanced. 2 of the answers I got wrong the test changed the answer on me. Really wasnt as hard as I was expecting.
Bert-Aus
Well-Known Member
My wife's opinion is the better you score the more likely that you have learnt from experience... not sure where I fit into that equation
Idiosynocracy
New Member
My roommate is on this weird thing called Second Life. Many men create female avatars and make them look a LOT like the girls in those photos. He's on it so much it's been burned into my brains...My wife's opinion is the better you score the more likely that you have learnt from experience... not sure where I fit into that equation
2013 Fz6r satin
New Member
hope to see a little white stuff when we go to NY in December...could not handle it more than probably a week though!!
We have it from Oct thru to May ........ We have 2 seasons here...winter and construction lol ..... Its great for the most part for snowboarding but the -30 to -40 c for weeks at a time does wear you down .....
