[NSFW] This is a bar. Tell me a joke. [NSFW]


ajones70

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Lol.............
 

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ajones70

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Idiosynocracy

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My drug dealer cracks me up. :zombie:
 

Idiosynocracy

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Bert-Aus

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richwiskendrinks

some may have come across this guys work before,
I highly reccomend this level of shit stirring
 

Bert-Aus

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Elderly couple

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical sexual relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered –
...'Is that one word or two?'
 

ajones70

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Lmao..........
 

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JT

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danieljardim

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Don't be racist.

Be like Mario.

He is an italian plumber created by japanese people who speaks english, looks like a mexican, runs like a jamaican, jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
 

crashbar

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Whoops lol, the elderly couple has my vote, still getting used to tapatalk
 


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