Lol.............
Its the book that gave it away eh? Lmaohaha I stopped asking lol
Where have I heard that before? Hmmm??My drug dealer cracks me up. :zombie:
LOL Okay you got me. But I had to.Where have I heard that before? Hmmm??
Sent while running with scissors.
lmfao........bwahahaha!!!!
Lmao..........
haha I will use this in my old age hahaAn elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical sexual relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered –
...'Is that one word or two?'
whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
Don't be racist.
Be like Mario.
He is an italian plumber created by japanese people who speaks english, looks like a mexican, runs like a jamaican, jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.