Hahaha, yeah I like how they say "Almost New" these people are F'ing crazy!! And I'm sure they don't want to be anywhere near it, why else are they selling it!:thumbdown:
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y0uki11edkenny
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Parcho
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Then there is the Saga of Bloodninja...
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
redprodigy35
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One of my favorite.
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I almost shot beer out of my nose.
redwing-2001
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couldn't resist.
rr_double_rr
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Target fixation got me on that last one...
Two women walking home after a night out are caught short and need to use the rest room so they slip into a graveyard. One wipes herself with her panties while the other uses a wreath, the next day their husbands are having a drink in the pub. One says i'd better watch my wife she came home last night with no panties on. The other says that's nothing mine had a card wedged in her butt saying, we'll never forget you ... from all the boys at the fire station!!!
Spunky you should have dropped that here:
http://www.600cc.org/forum/f6/nsfw-bar-tell-me-joke-nsfw-22254/
Was going to give it a bump but forgot too.
Good one though.
Parcho
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