I get my fair share of idiots on CL too. Want to swap you a fishtank for a $2500.00 Gibson Les Paul or offer you $2 dollars for a $500.00 guitar because it isn't their 1st choice in guitar.
Here are some good ones tho.....
2 female trekkies seeking Klingon speaking turtle farmers
qaStaH nuq?
We know its a long shot, but we’ve always loved turtles and are starting up a turtle farming venture of our own. We’re looking for someone who can share our passion for both turtles and Star Trek, especially Klingons and their noble language.
Please respond only if you’re seriously interested and love turtles. We get a lot of jokes and we’re looking for people who are genuine. We look forward to meeting you.
Can of diet pepsi (Honolulu)
My husband bought this can of diet pepsi by accident. We do not drink diet soda. It’s a 12 oz. can of diet pepsi, brand new, never been open. Be a mighty shame to throw it away. Email us if you want it, it’s yours. Just come and pick it up. Mahalo
Sexy Woman with Herpes Seeking Good Man – 27 (South Bay)
It’s challenging meeting a partner who understands or even is able to connect, I always play safe and I’m straight up, I’m praying to meet a Mr. Perfect soon!
I have pics to send, & I’m looking forward to hearing from you
Thanks
Husband Needs a new Home – Low Low Re-homing fee. (Lakewood)
My husband said it’s him or the dog? So, it was a tough choice, but the dog only takes up part of the bed, and he doesn’t steal the covers, so I’m keeping the dog.
Husband has tendency to wander, likes to sleep all day, will play with his balls, isn’t house trained, but will beg to go out. Needs fenced yard without grass to mow, a home with plentiful food (favorite food is pizza) and drink (loves beer). Gets along well with other dogs, doesn’t much care for cats or children. Has little redeeming value, but he is cute. Comes from a long line of hunters, would love to be your hunting companion. Knows Sit, Heel, Stay, and Down. Doesn’t always do them? But he knows those commands; don’t let him try to convince you he doesn’t. Is current on all shots, pretty healthy, has had his teeth cleaned recently, and is NOT NEUTERED and tries to hump anything. I’d be happy to help pay for the neutering.
Too good home, fee negotiable, I know I can’t get anywhere near what I’ve got in him back. Comes with Broncos T shirt, large flat screen TV, and a big truck but only the T shirt is completely paid for.
Serious inquiries only!