The first day I get a very late start. I spend much of the morning helping my friend and boss, Sharon, moving and installing a portable air conditioner in her house. I leave mid-afternoon, and only log a paltry 400 km before sunset.
I pull off the highway, hoping to find a secluded spot to stealth camp (i.e.: free), but immediately come across a very nice, civilized private campground offering spots for just $15.
I have one of the crappiest sleeps of my life, mostly due to the fact that I don't have a decent pillow, and I wake up shortly after 4 am. I pack up in near darkness, and I'm on the road by 5 am.
I follow the St. Lawrence for a while along back roads, and it is lovely, and then I cross over the 401 and meander my way over to Quebec along more back roads.
At the Quebec border, the road, which had been fairly pristine in Ontario, suddenly looked like it had been shelled by artillery for days.
I enjoyed the back roads for while, but as I approached Montreal, I jumped onto the highway to bypass it as quickly as possible. I don't know what it is about Montreal, but I just can't stand the highway system and the traffic. Most of the time there is brutal stop-and-go for no apparent reason (I'm not saying that Toronto is any better, though).
I've been riding for several hours on an empty stomach, so it's time for a massive McDonald's breakfast of Egg McMuffin, two hashbrowns, and mega McCoffee. When I tour, I usually only eat two big meals, so they have to count. By the way, Quebec McDonald's tastes pretty much like Ontario McDonald's.
I drive through the beautiful Eastern Townships of Quebec, taking note of the many well defined bicycle trails criss-crossing the area.
This church is in a town on the Quebec/Maine border.
I join the massive one-car line-up at the border crossing. In front of me are a couple of seniors in a minivan. They've been pulled over, and a drug sniffing dog is searching their vehicle. I'm getting worried thinking what they'll do with a youngish guy on a motorcycle. Body cavity search, water torture?
I'm signalled to pull up to the window. The woman there asks me half a dozen questions about where I'm going and what I do for a living, and she waves me through. Whew!
As soon as I'm through the crossing, the American flag fest begins. I can't believe the number of flags I see in the next few hours as I snake my way across rural Maine. On some stretches of the narrow two-lane highway that I ride, there are flags affixed to trees every 25 metres, for miles.
The roads are a motorcyclists dream, with lots of crazy curves, and almost no traffic.
Wheeeeeeee!
This is my final approach to the Maine/New Brunswick border. I did not see a single car for over an hour, and the road was build like a race track: crazy twists and turns and hills. Up to this point, I had been super careful not to exceed the speed limit by much, but this road was too much. Too deserted, and too twisty. I had no choice but to pick up the pace and enjoy the road like it was meant to be enjoyed. Nothing crazy, mind you, just not quite "legal".
Soon after entering New Brunswick, I decide that I mind as well ride straight through to Halifax, rather than risk a wet night of camping. So in order to make good time, I leave the infinitely more fun back roads and hop on the Trans Canada. Boring beyond belief, but great for racking up big miles. Plus the speed limit is 110 kph, which actually makes a big difference.
I do in fact make fantastic time over the next few hours, but just as the sun is setting, the rain begins to fall. I'm two hours from Halifax, so I make the executive decision to keep going, hoping that the rain stays light or lets off. It ends up being a terrible decision.
In total darkness now, the rain begins coming down in sheets and buckets. The rain is so bad that the cars are slowing down to 70 kph and forming long caravans, so that they can follow the tail lights of the car in front of them. Visibility is that bad. Now imagine that on a motorcycle.
I join a caravan, and make my slow, wet, plodding, miserable, frightened way to Halifax. Now add to this that I am wearing jeans, having also decided that "it's just a little farther". By the time I arrive in Halifax, my legs are completely soaked, and I have enough water inside my waterproof boots to pour out like a water jug.
Note to self: Have brain, use it.