What not to do! Lol


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JSP

Super Moderator
hahahah! omg...
 
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JT

Monster Member
Elite Member
Wow best bar / chick / motorcycle story I have ever heard.

To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle

"I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least.

This is where things got crazy.

I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse.

I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death.

WTF

Im sorry for what happened and I really hope your're ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-bitch o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that your're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.

Sincerely,
Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again."
best of craigslist: To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle

"crazy-bitch o' meter" lmfao
 
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Kayo7

New Member
Lol, that was funny, but also I sure as hell wouldn't want that to happen to me.
 
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Anthony

Fastest Member
Elite Member
That is hilarious
 
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abyss1406

Member
HAHAHA I like the WTF lol
 
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MichaelInVenice

Lot of Class, Mostly Low
Elite Member
Don't you all realize that she was a professional helmet/jacket thief? Do that once or twice a week and you've got a pretty good living.
 
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Little Miss Dangerous

New Member
pjmac5 said:
Yah, I figure she is selling riding gear on EBAY...at least she didn't get his gloves.
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Wouldn't it be scratched up though? She'd have to be a real pro to dismount a moving bike and land on her feet..

I wouldn't be buying scratched gear, no matter how slight!

Getting off at the lights and legging it with a 700 helmet every friday night though, that could be quite lucrative lol..
 
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leem00

Sport touring Member
Elite Member
Little Miss Dangerous said:
Wouldn't it be scratched up though? She'd have to be a real pro to dismount a moving bike and land on her feet..

I wouldn't be buying scratched gear, no matter how slight!

Getting off at the lights and legging it with a 700 helmet every friday night though, that could be quite lucrative lol..
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Until I have a fiance or wife on the back they only get a sweat shirt, leather vest and my $150 helmet! Once they prove their worth...then they get the high $$$ helmets.
 
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JT

Monster Member
Elite Member
From know on when I meet drunk chicks at the bar I will make sure I get an ID and 3 references before I let her on my bike with my gear! Lmfao


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leem00

Sport touring Member
Elite Member
JT said:
From know on when I meet drunk chicks at the bar I will make sure I get an ID and 3 references before I let her on my bike with my gear! Lmfao


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LMFAO let us know how that works out for you!
 
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