Parking your bike in the house is hilarious, if i was in your position i would do the EXACT same thingLove my bike to death and love looking at all of your bikes I have so many great ideas I don't know where to start haha, I unfortunately live in a town house for the time being so my bike took the place of my kitchen table, don't wanna take any chances getting it stolen!!!!!
best path to bike degradation is parking outside.
Im wondering if anyone out there has it like on a pedestal with some spot lights shining on it or something