A Man goes to a bar and sits next to a prostitute.
The Prostitute asks "How's Your Day Going?"
The Man replys, "Not so well, I lost my job today, my marriage is falling apart, and my house is about to be foreclosed on."
The Prostitute feels sorry for the man and says, "I'll give you a Free One."
Then she asks, "What are you into?"
The Man responds, "Some serious kinky stuff."
The Prostitute shrugs her shoulders and says, "That's OK, let's go to my place."
They get there and she goes to the other room to slip into something more appropriate for the encounter.
She comes back into the room wearing Leather, with chains and whip.
The Man is putting his pants back on and zipping up his fly.
The Prostitute asks, "What are you doing, I thought you wanted Kinky?"
The Man replys, "I just screwed your cat, and took a $hit in your purse, I'm outta here!".
The Prostitute asks "How's Your Day Going?"
The Man replys, "Not so well, I lost my job today, my marriage is falling apart, and my house is about to be foreclosed on."
The Prostitute feels sorry for the man and says, "I'll give you a Free One."
Then she asks, "What are you into?"
The Man responds, "Some serious kinky stuff."
The Prostitute shrugs her shoulders and says, "That's OK, let's go to my place."
They get there and she goes to the other room to slip into something more appropriate for the encounter.
She comes back into the room wearing Leather, with chains and whip.
The Man is putting his pants back on and zipping up his fly.
The Prostitute asks, "What are you doing, I thought you wanted Kinky?"
The Man replys, "I just screwed your cat, and took a $hit in your purse, I'm outta here!".