Parking Challenged


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Perdurable

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....:rof:
why cant people park???:surrender:
 
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BKP

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Same reason they can't drive...
 
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Alex6

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The best message I've ever seen left for a driver like that:
"I hope you don't f#ck the way you park - You will never get in"
 
alaskanflyboy

alaskanflyboy

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I've always loved this thing (Warning: Contains foul language):

 
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MustGoFaster

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Hahaha that's awesome! :rof: I need to get that printed on some business cards to carry around with me!
 
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BoneJj

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I used to order cases of 2500 of similar business cards and sell them from my website at cost to people looking to put them on cars. I would do 100 stacks and mail them over to who ever ordered them.

I'm a firm believer in giving parking citations like these, lol.

I need to order a new set, I think it's time I changed up the design. I might have to take some cues from youparklikeanasshole and put the options in there, I used to just have a write in block.
 
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Skidro

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I was sitting at a table next to the window at a Krystal when this truck pulls in, almost hits my bike trying to park and finally parks like this. The guy didn't even look at the bike when he got out & walked past it.

I said a few words when the guy walked past me, but he just looked at me like "what is this guys problem".
 

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MiltonDorkenhoff

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Skidro said:
I was sitting at a table next to the window at a Krystal when this truck pulls in, almost hits my bike trying to park and finally parks like this. The guy didn't even look at the bike when he got out & walked past it.

I said a few words when the guy walked past me, but he just looked at me like "what is this guys problem".
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You need to get the license plate in the picture :)
 
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blkbrd

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Skidro said:
I was sitting at a table next to the window at a Krystal when this truck pulls in, almost hits my bike trying to park and finally parks like this. The guy didn't even look at the bike when he got out & walked past it.

I said a few words when the guy walked past me, but he just looked at me like "what is this guys problem".
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I TOTALLY know the type. Buys the biggest/baddest pickup he can afford because he's "way too much of a man to drive anything else". Only problem is... he has no idea how to drive it anywhere except the highway where there's tons of room.
 
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Chevyfazer

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Skidro said:
I was sitting at a table next to the window at a Krystal when this truck pulls in, almost hits my bike trying to park and finally parks like this. The guy didn't even look at the bike when he got out & walked past it.

I said a few words when the guy walked past me, but he just looked at me like "what is this guys problem".
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I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me, the person pull into the lot and thinks they see a open space and try's to whip it in real fast then OH SHIT THERE'S A BIKE!!!

So I started Backing my bike in for one and also leaving it at the end on the spot so everyone can see it.
 
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Sage

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Skidro said:
I was sitting at a table next to the window at a Krystal when this truck pulls in, almost hits my bike trying to park and finally parks like this. The guy didn't even look at the bike when he got out & walked past it.

I said a few words when the guy walked past me, but he just looked at me like "what is this guys problem".
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He may wanna learn how to drive and be respectful before there is i huge key mark on that pretty little truck:mad:
 
alaskanflyboy

alaskanflyboy

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Skidro said:
I was sitting at a table next to the window at a Krystal when this truck pulls in, almost hits my bike trying to park and finally parks like this. The guy didn't even look at the bike when he got out & walked past it.

I said a few words when the guy walked past me, but he just looked at me like "what is this guys problem".
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And if someone parks in the other spot, I'd be having a big chat with that truck owner who is now blocking your bike in.
 
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Skidro

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Chevyfazer said:
I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me, the person pull into the lot and thinks they see a open space and try's to whip it in real fast then OH SHIT THERE'S A BIKE!!!

So I started Backing my bike in for one and also leaving it at the end on the spot so everyone can see it.
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There were two empty spaces on each side of the bike, and you can see which direction the arrows on the pavement are & yes he came in the wrong way. I almost kicked his door, but that wouldn't have fixed his stupid.
 

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Chevyfazer

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Skidro said:
There were two empty spaces on each side of the bike, and you can see which direction the arrows on the pavement are & yes he came in the wrong way. I almost kicked his door, but that wouldn't have fixed his stupid.
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Like the saying goes "you can't fix stupid" lol

They should make people who are buying a full size pick up 1/2 ton and up, take a parking test. I drive a 1ton extended cab dually, and if I can park that then there is no reason why others can't park their 1/2 tons lol
 
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