Bring him some Exlax cookies or something like that. Next time he rip one it might do a little nit more "damage" and might go back home for few hours or the rest of the day. He might be so embarrassed that he might not come backUnfortunately in the white collar world I've seen companies deal with the weirdest most useless people, just because they were afraid to fire them.
Its a small company, so no HR people to really call on. At this point I think I pretty much have to make a game out of making him cry, and wait for my bosses to get sick of it...
Im crying and by crying im laughingThat is the Quote of the week......Hahahaha