Ok maybe I'm just being a jerk...


See red

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After work invite him out for a milk, Then punch him in the nose, not hard, just bloody, tell him the next time he cries you will give him something to cry about!
 

dart1963

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BrueThru

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FZ6RGUY

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Dude i literally just about crapped my pants reading this i was laughing so damn hard. I could not deal with that crap. The loud and smelly dumps would set me off lol. That is a bummer that it is so near your office.
 

AngryAnt

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Unfortunately in the white collar world I've seen companies deal with the weirdest most useless people, just because they were afraid to fire them.

Its a small company, so no HR people to really call on. At this point I think I pretty much have to make a game out of making him cry, and wait for my bosses to get sick of it...
 

Marthy

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cavcuz05

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Is his name Elliot
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5WUUZbT2Sk]BEDAZZLED ~ Sensitive ~ Elliott Wish[/ame]
 

stormbringer

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He needs to come and work with us in East London .
We'll sort him out :thumbup:,what a poof.
 

PhatPhizzixxer

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I dunno whether to laugh or cry for you!!! Like someone else on here, I just about spewed my coffee all over my computer monitor reading this, I was laughing so hard. Maybe your HR is afraid to deal with Mr. Stinky/Cry-Baby but if I were you, I'd make a stink of my own about the double-whammy-distraction you have to put up with from this guy! Sheesh almighty!!!

Where I work, I'm the only female out of about 13 employees & the only restroom dedicated to females is across the hall from our CFO. It doesn't have a fan & this place is deathly quiet most of the time so it is ripe for embarrassment. I time my "bathroom duty" to whenever he leaves the building OR if it's an emergency, I sneak into the now-empty CEO's private bathroom where nobody will hear - or smell - me!:eek:

Definitely feel for ya, though!!! Maybe you should buy him a Douche. ;)
 

See red

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LMAO!!!! You could be a jerk, or dick, or even a jane. We don't have nancys like that by me but we do have a few bean counters that have learned to not whine...... One of our managers got pissed at the whining and took a dump in his desk drawer. Try that.
 

gdh8tsu

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... If I worked with that guy he may have to have a slight mishap... joking aside I would probally of made him cry, then got sent to HR have to draft a formal appology for making him cry, get fired and probally would of had to find a new job... gratz to you for being so patient!!
 


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