Hey Roaddawg... I own a set and take care of situations, I don't whine about them.
Personally, I had a dog that kept crapping on my lawn. So I took a second vehicle I owned, pulled it into my yard, drained out the older style green glycol based coolant and left in a pan next to my vehicle.
After a couple of days, the dog mysteriously disappeared... problem solved. I then filled up the radiator with fresh coolant and pulled the vehicle back into my driveway. And never had another problem with crap in my lawn, again.
Like other "men" on this blog we find solutions to problems, bricks, pellet guns, etc. We don't go whining about our problems.
And for Dart... Pound Sand, can't wait for my next "warning" or you to "escalate the situation"...