Twisty Sex


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buzzbomb

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Have you ever wanted to run the twisties so badly that it's like sex you cannot have? I've been a single parent for so long that sex is a remembrance of things past. It's been so many weeks since I've run my twisties that it too, is a remembrance of things past. However - In my mind, I am flying down those twisted roads upon wings made of rubber and steel.

I put my hands out as I walk from the bathroom to my computer. Elbows bent, I spread my palms as though they were wings. My body bobs and weaves through the corners of my house. I fly.

What prompts this? It was supposed to be warm enough, and I've the day off while my son is on a Boyscout camping trip, and I've got the cash for the requisite meal and fuel for my ride. Only now, it might not be warm enough. It was supposed to be in the seventies. Now it's looking like the sixties. I've made the run in the sixties before. Two hours to get there and I was too cold to make the run.

So I'm dreaming. All will be decided by the weather report in the morning. The realization that the twisties are like sex to me? Whatever. Give it to me baby, give it to me!
 
buzzbomb said:
Now it's looking like the sixties. I've made the run in the sixties before. Two hours to get there and I was too cold to make the run.
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Pussy.

It's -20 right now where I'm at. I'd kill to have 60 degree weather when I get home in two weeks. I'm lucky if I see a week of over 70 degree weather all summer. If I didn't ride in anything under 70, I'd get maybe 200 miles in per year. Cry me a river.





:p
 
buzzbomb said:
Only now, it might not be warm enough. It was supposed to be in the seventies. Now it's looking like the sixties. I've made the run in the sixties before.
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Wow, that sounds awful. :zombie:

I'm just happy when it's over 45. Sounds to me like you need some warmer gear. I've been riding ever day this week in the rain and low 40's.
 
Yeah, it sounds like you are using your summer gear on the 2hr ride to the twisties, and even at 60 eventually you become uncomfortable.

A thin wool vest, windblocking liner, and winter gloves take care of most cold down to about 50. I use a tank bag and switch gloves as needed, cause winter gloves are kinda bulky (I use Held Freezers).
 
Nastybutler said:
Pussy.

It's -20 right now where I'm at. I'd kill to have 60 degree weather when I get home in two weeks. I'm lucky if I see a week of over 70 degree weather all summer. If I didn't ride in anything under 70, I'd get maybe 200 miles in per year. Cry me a river.





:p
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Yeah, yeah. I commute nearly year round. I'm good until the mid thirties for that 30 minute run. I'm talking about a six-hour ride, all told. I unfortunately do not have the gear for extended cold weather riding. Or even cool weather riding, for that matter.

By the way, I'll be thinking of you if I get to run those wonderful twisties... :p
 
buzzbomb said:
Have you ever wanted to run the twisties so badly that it's like sex you cannot have? I've been a single parent for so long that sex is a remembrance of things past. It's been so many weeks since I've run my twisties that it too, is a remembrance of things past. However - In my mind, I am flying down those twisted roads upon wings made of rubber and steel.

I put my hands out as I walk from the bathroom to my computer. Elbows bent, I spread my palms as though they were wings. My body bobs and weaves through the corners of my house. I fly.

What prompts this? It was supposed to be warm enough, and I've the day off while my son is on a Boyscout camping trip, and I've got the cash for the requisite meal and fuel for my ride. Only now, it might not be warm enough. It was supposed to be in the seventies. Now it's looking like the sixties. I've made the run in the sixties before. Two hours to get there and I was too cold to make the run.

So I'm dreaming. All will be decided by the weather report in the morning. The realization that the twisties are like sex to me? Whatever. Give it to me baby, give it to me!
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Lol, 60? Really ? That's still nice weather to ride in.
 
im close to buzzbomb and he's just spoiled with temps almost half the year 80-90. so at this time of year when it dips 50-60, a lot of the riders pick/choose not to ride during our mild "winter".

im the opposite, this is the time of year for me to ride, rather be a bit colder instead of sweating my ass off and feel like i have to stop and hydrate b/c its a sport and not casual riding

Twisty Sex reminds me of sons of anarchy wedding quote “I promise to treat you as good as my leathers, and ride you as much as my Harley” – Wedding vows said to bride
 
I feel the same but its been due to work and a few wet roads. Cold im fine with. Ridden the twisties in 25 range many times. But wet roads and i dont get along :rolleyes:

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Why do you have to look like such a bad ass in your pictures jon...seriously
 
I went for a bday ride in the rain last night, but it was 50* luckily.I had to ride home when it was 19* a few weeks ago.That just plain sucked, my eyes felt like they had sand in them for a week lol.Im fine in any temperature that wont freeze my eyes.
 
LOL i think the same thing Crazy. I feel completely noob looking at his photo's
 
Depends on where you live. I have 100 degree weather for months in Texas most from other states would complain about that. Humidity makes it rough in the winters as well. No need to hate on the guy
 

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