my poor little sis

[roundhouse]

she was talking on the phone walking out of her office and tripped over her own two feet. broke her phone and both her wrists. Being a good big brother (and her husband is on a business trip) I went over to help where i could.

we were sitting on the couch watching TV she was all doped up. she starts crying and sobbing. I ask her what I can do, does she need a pain pill? should I call the doc?

she looked up at me and said "I have to poop"

At first I was like "ok what's the big deal?" then it dawned on me that her wrists are broken she is in a cast on one and a bulky splint on the other.

"OH GOD!"

I don't want to see my sisters ..............bare *** or more. I called my mom who was quite a ways away. I asked if she could hold it until mom got there.

she said no.

I am freaking out. she is trying to unbutton her jeans. she cant

i take her shoulder and guide her tipsy self to the bathroom. deep breath. unbutton the jeans and unzip...........run out of the bathroom. she managed to get them down and sat on the pot for an hour until mom got there.

am i a bad brother for not wiping her ***? I did take her a book to read although she struggled with it.

brother in law will be back tonight, mom will stay with her until then. bless her heart she has always been a klutz and has always skirted injury until now.

 

[RoadTrip]

Yeah that's a tough one, us men can bear physical pain to the point of death with just a grimace, but something like that definitely is more atuned to a womans nurturing skillset. Of course, lots of Dads have to change poopy diapers, and do nuturing stuff, but I suppose it ain't easy. You coulda been scarred for life with that image, so maybe it worked out for the best. Hope the sis feels better soon.

 

[bleedinblue]

No you did the only thing a proper gentleman would do.If she needs any help with that just treat her like a kid that just got done riding a dirtbike in mud, use the garden hose and close your eyes lol.

 

[dart1963]

I keep telling my kids, when I get older, it will be their turn to wipe my @$$... lol


sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do... embarrassing for both of you, but.... yeah... your lucky your Mom was able to come help

 

[Marthy]

I keep telling my kids, when I get older, it will be their turn to wipe my @$$... lol


sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do... embarrassing for both of you, but.... yeah... your lucky your Mom was able to come help

I tell the same to my wife too. If she want to have kids, better hurry up! By the time he's done with diaper and stroller... that will be my turn!

 

[nismos14]

Broken phone and both wrists?!? OMG! Hope for a speedy recovery.

 

[Pinarello Rider]

I can appreciate your hesitation, but I'd have wiped. Friends come and go, family is something else. Grab a fist full of wet wipes - makes it easier.

 

[MiniMose]

man... this is not what i was expecting when i saw this thread...

 

[BKP]

Do your mom a favor, and buy your sister a food basket with lots of fiber...

 

[BoneJj]

Damn, that's some seriously messed up stuff. I don't even think klutz really covers it. That's a little past that one and is she really that weak that she broke both wrist from a fall?

Maybe you should have her tested for bone density and vitamin D and calcium levels. I mean my grandmother broke her wrist in a fall but she's tiny and old... it's only natural at that point.

As for the bum wiping... yeah, you were pretty much justified in that one. If it was a friend or cousin then it wouldn't be so bad but your sister, that's just wrong. Granted I don't have a sister myself but yea, I wouldn't want to see a sisters bum and possibly more. Would not be an image I would want in my head at a younger age. I guess if I was over 70 then it wouldn't be nearly as bothersome because at that point it's just a different story.

I hope she gets better soon. Maybe she should try to take some ballet or gymnastics classes to help he with her balance and klutz nature. That's what we did for my niece, it's helped her a lot...

Wow, what a crazy damn situation she got her self into. My mom had to help me out a lot just about 2 1/2 to 3 years ago now. I had to have my one leg operated on and wasn't able to walk for a few weeks until the brunt of the pain wore off and I could tolerate the crutches enough. It was still pretty much hell for a few months. Granted I didn't have to have her wipe my bum... It was hell trying to get cleaned up. all I could do for a couple weeks was wash in the sink with my leg propped up on a few buckets and towel so that I could balance myself. IDK how I managed to not stink like a SOG... lol.

I can only image what your mom is going to have to do for your sister for showers...

How is that imagery working for you?

 

[MaximumHP]

Well I'm an only child, so not sure about the sister situation, but I've already accepted the fact I will probably have to wipe one of my parents bottoms at some point since I'm the only family they got...

 

[JT]

yea not an easy situation at all. good thing mom came.. otherwise you gota do what you gota do

 

[latony007]

curious

Like someone else said this was certainly not what I expected when I saw the tittle of the thread. I hope she is ok and for your sister you got to do what you got to do. Glad mom was able to help avoid it though. Here is my big Question?? DOES YOUR SISTER KNOW YOU plastered the adventure on the internet LOL, and if so how hard did she smack you?

 

[Pinarello Rider]

My wife just broke one hand and badly bruised the other during a martial arts board breaking. She can still wipe.

she was talking on the phone walking out of her office and tripped over her own two feet. broke her phone and both her wrists. Being a good big brother (and her husband is on a business trip) I went over to help where i could.

we were sitting on the couch watching TV she was all doped up. she starts crying and sobbing. I ask her what I can do, does she need a pain pill? should I call the doc?

she looked up at me and said "I have to poop"

At first I was like "ok what's the big deal?" then it dawned on me that her wrists are broken she is in a cast on one and a bulky splint on the other.

"OH GOD!"

I don't want to see my sisters ..............bare *** or more. I called my mom who was quite a ways away. I asked if she could hold it until mom got there.

she said no.

I am freaking out. she is trying to unbutton her jeans. she cant

i take her shoulder and guide her tipsy self to the bathroom. deep breath. unbutton the jeans and unzip...........run out of the bathroom. she managed to get them down and sat on the pot for an hour until mom got there.

am i a bad brother for not wiping her ***? I did take her a book to read although she struggled with it.

brother in law will be back tonight, mom will stay with her until then. bless her heart she has always been a klutz and has always skirted injury until now.

 

[Scott_Thomas]

Wow, not what I expected at all. I have a sister and 1/2 sister and would not wipe either of their asses. I like the garden hose idea. LOL! My wife's grandfather died a few years ago at the age of 93 and in his last year (his wife had just died at 91) he went downhill and couldn't do anything for himself. He refused to stay in a nursing home or hospital and wanted to be in his own home. This man stormed the beaches of Normandy on d day and was awarded the silver star, 2 bronze stars and 3 purple hearts among others so if he wants to stay in his home, dammit he's staying. Most of the family took a day to stay with him at night and he had a private nurse. My wife took every Friday and had to shave him and wipe his ***. He slept in a hospital bed in the living room and woke up one night and almost killed my wife when she checked on him. He had a flashback due to his dementia to his days on the beach. My wife said she'd do it for me if she had to, but I don't think I could return the favor. Well maybe for her. Great story.

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[latony007]

wow

wow, you got some wife there. id hang on to her. And tell her Dad all us FZ6R riders say thanks for kicking some Nazi a** we wouldn't be where we are today without those guys.

 

[bleedinblue]

Edit off topic

 

[DragonBlu]

This conversation is in the shitter. "I have a sister and 1/2 sister and would not wipe either of their asses." Now would that be two asses or one and a half asses? You guys are killing me today with this stuff! Good luck to the injured sister.

 

[Anthony]

she was talking on the phone walking out of her office and tripped over her own two feet. broke her phone and both her wrists. Being a good big brother (and her husband is on a business trip) I went over to help where i could.

we were sitting on the couch watching TV she was all doped up. she starts crying and sobbing. I ask her what I can do, does she need a pain pill? should I call the doc?

she looked up at me and said "I have to poop"

At first I was like "ok what's the big deal?" then it dawned on me that her wrists are broken she is in a cast on one and a bulky splint on the other.

"OH GOD!"

I don't want to see my sisters ..............bare *** or more. I called my mom who was quite a ways away. I asked if she could hold it until mom got there.

she said no.

I am freaking out. she is trying to unbutton her jeans. she cant

i take her shoulder and guide her tipsy self to the bathroom. deep breath. unbutton the jeans and unzip...........run out of the bathroom. she managed to get them down and sat on the pot for an hour until mom got there.

am i a bad brother for not wiping her ***? I did take her a book to read although she struggled with it.

brother in law will be back tonight, mom will stay with her until then. bless her heart she has always been a klutz and has always skirted injury until now.

She is your Sister..... You should have wiped her A$$ in my opinion.....

 

[BKP]

Well I'm an only child, so not sure about the sister situation, but I've already accepted the fact I will probably have to wipe one of my parents bottoms at some point since I'm the only family they got...

That's when you go out, and start pricing bidets. It'd make a nice anniversary present for them (but, more for you, although you don't have to mention that).