Has this ever happened to you?

[SomeGuyFromCali]

Speaking of birds, I had one fly into the side of me while riding between 75-85mph on the i10 from Tucson to Phoenix. There was hardly any other vehicles on the road and somehow the bird managed to get a face-full of my knee. I remember seeing the bird speeding perpendicularly towards me and thinking "oh no... he's not that stupi... sh*t... he IS that stupid!" As soon as it happened I looked back and at my rear view but couldn't see any trace of the bird. Oh well.

Hahaha reminds me of Louis CK's standup bit on deer hahaha

Skip to 2:00 for the good part.

**Warning** there is some explicit language here:

Louis CK Deer - YouTube