Chive Pictures.... hmmm

[dart1963]

That embarrassing moment when you recognize your Sister/Daughter on the DAR....


I'm just preparing myself... I can see it happening... in the next 5-10 years

I don't know if I'm ready...

14 and 12 yr old daughters.... I'm not looking forward to the next couple of years... I mean.. I am, they are great... but I know what's coming next... oh, and 12 and 13yr old sons.... that's a whole other problem

SOB all you old fellow riders with teens or older... how'd you do it?

 

[99vengeur]

I'm not sure what Chive pictures are, but if you're talking about an adult website, here's a pictorial representation of how it would go down....


Checking out the amazing world of pron :jerk:

See a cute little hottie :leghump:

Wait, something's not right :eyebrow:

You recognize that face :jawdrop:

It's your teen daughter :banghead:

I taught you better than this :rant: :spank::soapbox::disapprove:

 

[Fizzer6R]

dart must know some nice websites - chive, DAR - stop holding out and post links

PS: instead of 5-10 years, more like 2-4

 

[nismos14]

Yea No idea wtf you're talking about, but it sounds interesting.. DAR? Chive? Que?

 

[dart1963]

I believe it was Sage that got me (and now the wife) hooked on Chive

KCCO!!!! (Keep Calm Chive On)

and DAR (Daily Afternoon Randomness)

Possibly the Best site on the internet.....


here... LMGTFY

Let me google that for you

 

[Fizzer6R]

warning! in case anyone heads over there, make sure you have a condom on - Girls : theCHIVE - malwarebytes grabbed a virus off it

 

[dart1963]

warning! in case anyone heads over there, make sure you have a condom on - Girls : theCHIVE - malwarebytes grabbed a virus off it

hmmm, never had an issue, thanks for the warning...

what did it say it was? I run Norton and browse with firefox and have never seen a problem

 

[Fizzer6R]

I had a couple other tabs open, then when clicked and opened chive this set off:

\Local Settings\temp\0.8441141308852249 Trojan.BHO QUARANTINE

 

[oorgle]

Norton does a pretty crappy job of detecting malware. we use the business class antivirus from symantec and malwarebytes is constantly catching things symantec let through. I recommend buying a license for malwarebytes and running it along side norton.

 

[buzzbomb]

That embarrassing moment when you recognize your Sister/Daughter on the DAR....


I'm just preparing myself... I can see it happening... in the next 5-10 years

I don't know if I'm ready...

14 and 12 yr old daughters.... I'm not looking forward to the next couple of years... I mean.. I am, they are great... but I know what's coming next... oh, and 12 and 13yr old sons.... that's a whole other problem

SOB all you old fellow riders with teens or older... how'd you do it?

I am so thankful that I've a son and not a daughter. I honestly don't know how I would handle it if I found my little girl (regardless of age) posting up sexy pics. Honestly, I'd probably get ominously quiet and have to sequester myself for a bit. My son knows what that means. He rightly fears it.

If I had daughters, and they were all teen-hormonal and exploring their sexuality, so to speak? Holy cow, man!

Here's an idea: Trusting that you've done your best to teach them otherwise, if you ever find a pic like what you fear, create a bogus account and find a pic of the ugliest, fattest, old guy on the internet. Preferably with a love doll and wearing ladies lingerie. Send the pic to your child, with a well worded message of how much you appreciated the picture and just what your going to do with it.

It's just a thought, but I bet regret would overrule raging hormones pretty quickly!

 

[CrazyCawi]

whom ever's daughter this is.....nice work thats talent

and little does she know I am an expert at examining diamonds....up close

bahahha oooooooh jerimiah weed n bourrrrrrrrrrrrrbon you ares my FRIIIIIIIIIEEEEENDSSSS!!!

 

[TokenSSDD]

I have but three goals with my future daughter: keep her off the internet, keep her off the street and keep her off the pole.