An Ode to Squids

[csmcmillion]

Oh, little squiddy,
Whom speed makes so giddy,
A simple rule to abide.
Before you twist,
That thing with your wrist,
Dress for the crash not the ride.

 

[Chaz]

I like this!

 

[NMdesertracer]

Dress for the slide not the ride.

 

[JPaul]

Dress for the crash not the ride.

Completely agreed
but;
there are few who changes this dress for the style not for the ride. :jerk:

 

[Fraze]

Signs You May Be a Squid:
•You don't have a license because the DMV test is just retarded and has nothing to do with "real riding."
•When you gear up for a ride you put on sunglasses and gloves, cause gear looks "douchey." Besides, how else can chicks see that you work out?
•Your riding body position is squished fully forward in the seat, heels hooked on your pegs, and toes splayed outward because that's what the most experienced riders in your crew do.
•You think the most wonderful sound a motorcycle can make is bouncing off the rev limiter.
•You have a mohawk on your helmet or spikes on your bike.
•You ride with an action cam so you can post the crazy stuff you do on YouTube...besides, cops cant "prove" it was you in the video.
•You rev the crap out of your engine to get other drivers' attention (besides, motorcycle horns are lame.)
•When you see another rider on the street, your first thoughts are about how much cooler you look than him.
•Your plan when you get your tax refund is to finally fix that crash damage you didn't tell the insurance company about.
•Your motorcycle training course consisted of the salesperson at the dealership showing you how to use a clutch.
•The first piece of motorcycle gear you invested in was sunglasses that match your bike.
•You think the proper way to warm up your tires before a ride is a burnout.
•You rev your engine constantly to keep it running because the idle is so choppy (but really its to let people know you've arrived.)

 

[Brent27]

You forgot one:
- You're not wearing a helmet but have one hanging on the helmet loop at the back of your motorcycle as you ride. That’s so you can always give a chick a ride. It’s a sign of availability, shows that a buck is ready to mate.