somedayrider
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Stupid stuff said that got you out of it?
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stupid things said to get out of a speeding ticket
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arcflash316
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I haven't had to say anything stupid and I got out of 2 already!! Just be polite, yes sir, no sir.....I am sorry..... etc.... If they see that you're not some young punk kid on a crotch rocket(especially cops on bikes) they seem to be pretty lienient(sp) aka easy going
Still dislike cops because of the few A$$holes that ruin it for all
Still dislike cops because of the few A$$holes that ruin it for all
i had my license for 3 months and i got pulled over going 85 in a 65.
it was a state trooper, walked up to me and asked me the same old question, "do you know how fast you were going?"
i tried to make light of the situation and simply said, "im guessing not 65?"
all i got was a "no, you were not. license and insurance"
oh well, i was in the wrong.
it was a state trooper, walked up to me and asked me the same old question, "do you know how fast you were going?"
i tried to make light of the situation and simply said, "im guessing not 65?"
all i got was a "no, you were not. license and insurance"
oh well, i was in the wrong.
LOL
You should've said, "Not fast enough, because you caught me..."
NOTE: I do NOT endorse running from the cops. This was meant purely as a joke.
funny you say that b/c being 16 i had a plan and didnt know better. i thought it was a county deputy and when he pulled out of the median and lit me up, i seen a sign that said "montgomery county". i thought well if i get across the line im safe. i almost feel embarassed revealing that i thought thats how things worked.
cbzdel
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i was with a buddy one time who was pulled over for going 75 in a 60.. When he was asked why he was going so fast he said. I am already late if I dont hurry up there is no chance in hell of me getting laid.. --He was let off with a warning!
Another time we were at a drive through car show, he as a F250 lifted with 40+ inch tires.. After being at the show for less than 5 minutes he gets pulled over we were going about 5mph doing nothing illegal at all.. The cop walks up to the door and my buddy hands him his license, registration, insurance, and a stack of fix it tickets for being lifted to high, and says just add it to my stack. the cop said I will be watching you all weekend long and let us go hahah!
Another time we were at a drive through car show, he as a F250 lifted with 40+ inch tires.. After being at the show for less than 5 minutes he gets pulled over we were going about 5mph doing nothing illegal at all.. The cop walks up to the door and my buddy hands him his license, registration, insurance, and a stack of fix it tickets for being lifted to high, and says just add it to my stack. the cop said I will be watching you all weekend long and let us go hahah!
"My uncle is in labor"
Hold your breath and turn your face red by trying to force the air out of you mouth...as soon as the cop gets to you, yell "i gotta poo!!!," then run to a nearby tree and drop trow...most will leave you alone...LOL (j/k) but I do know a guy who did do this and peed on a tree, cop just left.
Hold your breath and turn your face red by trying to force the air out of you mouth...as soon as the cop gets to you, yell "i gotta poo!!!," then run to a nearby tree and drop trow...most will leave you alone...LOL (j/k) but I do know a guy who did do this and peed on a tree, cop just left.
Funny story from a while back ... after a night out clubbing I was heading home. I needed to pee before I left the club but I figured I'll make the 15 minute ride home.
I was WRONG. Literally less than a mile from my house I just stopped the car on a side street at ran out to the nearest tree in the alley (back then I lived in north side Chicago). While I was releasing all that accumulated pressure I hear behind me a car rolling to a stop. I knew it must a cop. :banghead: I didnt' move; still doing what I was doing. The cop car slowly comes behind me and stops and waits. A couple of seconds later I was done, and while adjusting my belt I turned back to the cop car. The dialog was simple:
cop: "What the hell are you doing?!!?!"
I: "I apologise officer, I just coudln't hold it."
cop: "Where do you live?"
I: "A couple of blocks down, at (gave him the address)"
... and then he asked me this ...
cop: "If I were to go to your door right now and urinate on it, what would you say to that?"
I: "Well, if you really had to go as bad as I had to go, I would tell you go right ahead!"
cop: "Get lost!"
I: "Yes sir! Thank you sir!"
And that's one of my most embararsing moments. Now you all know.
I was WRONG. Literally less than a mile from my house I just stopped the car on a side street at ran out to the nearest tree in the alley (back then I lived in north side Chicago). While I was releasing all that accumulated pressure I hear behind me a car rolling to a stop. I knew it must a cop. :banghead: I didnt' move; still doing what I was doing. The cop car slowly comes behind me and stops and waits. A couple of seconds later I was done, and while adjusting my belt I turned back to the cop car. The dialog was simple:
cop: "What the hell are you doing?!!?!"
I: "I apologise officer, I just coudln't hold it."
cop: "Where do you live?"
I: "A couple of blocks down, at (gave him the address)"
... and then he asked me this ...
cop: "If I were to go to your door right now and urinate on it, what would you say to that?"
I: "Well, if you really had to go as bad as I had to go, I would tell you go right ahead!"
cop: "Get lost!"
I: "Yes sir! Thank you sir!"
And that's one of my most embararsing moments. Now you all know. arcflash316
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were you at least drinking Heineken that night??
Funny tidbit, I have a cat named Heineken!!
Funny tidbit, I have a cat named Heineken!!
were you at least drinking Heineken that night??
Funny tidbit, I have a cat named Heineken!!
Maybe ....
. Hey I was young and stupid.Say hello to your cat from me. :thumbup: