roundhouse
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I look back and the gal behind me i her jetta is creeping up on me. I honk as she is busy putting on makeup. she bumps my back tire at super low speed and i start getting pushed slowly towards the car in front of me. She finally looked and was startled.
I got off my bike, took off my helmet and as calmly as i could walked up to her window which she cracked just a little. I told her she hit me. she said "sorry" i told her she could have crushed me between her car and the one in front. (not likely, i picture the scene in Austin Powers with the steam roller) she shrugged and said "sorry" and rolled her eyes.
I was pissed. I lost it and started yelling. I told her she needed to watch what the f*** she was doing before she killed someone, Stop putting on makeup in the car.
she stated emphatically ...................she is a single mother and she has to put on makeup in the car because she has to get her kids ready and she does NOT have the time.
I got even more pissed. The honks of the people were far off as the light had changed, did not hear them.
I told her she may be the dumbest woman ever. "get up earlier! if your makeup takes 15 minutes, get up 15 minutes earlier!"
she said, single mother, no time, blah blah going to do it in the car, f*** off!
I wanted to break her mirror off but i didn't. I told her next time she F***s up i hope her makeup brush stabs her eye out and that she shouldn't even put on makeup as it was like putting a band aide on a bullet wound.
she just did not get it. I went back. geared back up and waited for the light to change again. i noticed the front bumper had paint peeling and the front plate was all dented from a previous encounter. my tire left a small oblong line on her bumper.
oh i wanted to smash her mirror off.
I got off my bike, took off my helmet and as calmly as i could walked up to her window which she cracked just a little. I told her she hit me. she said "sorry" i told her she could have crushed me between her car and the one in front. (not likely, i picture the scene in Austin Powers with the steam roller) she shrugged and said "sorry" and rolled her eyes.
I was pissed. I lost it and started yelling. I told her she needed to watch what the f*** she was doing before she killed someone, Stop putting on makeup in the car.
she stated emphatically ...................she is a single mother and she has to put on makeup in the car because she has to get her kids ready and she does NOT have the time.
I got even more pissed. The honks of the people were far off as the light had changed, did not hear them.
I told her she may be the dumbest woman ever. "get up earlier! if your makeup takes 15 minutes, get up 15 minutes earlier!"
she said, single mother, no time, blah blah going to do it in the car, f*** off!
I wanted to break her mirror off but i didn't. I told her next time she F***s up i hope her makeup brush stabs her eye out and that she shouldn't even put on makeup as it was like putting a band aide on a bullet wound.
she just did not get it. I went back. geared back up and waited for the light to change again. i noticed the front bumper had paint peeling and the front plate was all dented from a previous encounter. my tire left a small oblong line on her bumper.
oh i wanted to smash her mirror off.